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As a child, I had an Atari 2600. I didn’t know about arcades filled with the original Asteroids, Space Invaders, Pac-man, and Berzerk. My first encounter with any of these games was on the Atari, and since I didn’t know how horrible the translation was (apparently Pac-man wasn’t very popular on the Atari), I was happy. Heck, I even liked E.T., but I recently found out that I am not alone.

When the Nintendo Entertainment System first arrived, I didn’t even blink. I heard about it, and I saw some news reports on television about how the system couldn’t stay in stores very long. I distinctly remember one segment called “Nuts for Nintendo” on what I believe was the news program 20/20. I turned to my younger sister and said dorkily proudly, “I’M not nuts for Nintendo!”

One day, while visiting our cousins, something was different. They had an Atari, too, and I expected to play Baseball, Combat, or Circus Atari. Instead, I saw some of the most amazing visuals ever. They were playing Super Mario Bros, and I distinctly remember saying “Woooow!” as I walked towards the screen.

I visited my cousins a lot that month.

Then I got my own NES.

Months later, my father informed me that one of his coworkers had a son who loved Nintendo, and this complete stranger let me borrow his copy of an issue of Nintendo Power. It was issue #4, with Link looking at a sleeping Zelda on the cover for Zelda II: The Adventures of Link. All I was thinking was, “Holy cow! There was a magazine for Nintendo!” Throughout my life, I would substitute something else for “Nintendo” in that sentence. It seems that literally every possible field has a magazine.

Anyway, I got a subscription myself, and I had it for years. I accidentally let my subscription run out right when Nintendo Power celebrated it’s 5 years/50th issue, so I had to purchase that magazine at the store. Occasionally, I received free strategy guides, including one for Ninja Gaiden that featured a section that explained how to turn a square piece of cloth into ninja headgear! Best Halloween Ever!

I never did like getting strategy guides for games I played, though. I always felt it was cheating if you sat with a book and ran through a game as quickly as possible. What kind of fun could it be to already know beforehand all of the secrets?

Yet, I had no qualms about reading the actual magazine, which usually featured hints, tips, and maps. The secret 1UP in the first level of Super Mario Bros, the way to get a quadruple match in Dr. Mario, and the entire layout of Maniac Mansion (although the statue in the maps was never in the NES game) were just a few of the things I learned from Nintendo Power.

Today, without Nintendo Power and without something to substitute for it, if I play something such as New Super Mario Bros, I notice something different. I’m exploring an entirely new world. Everything is new. I had no foreknowledge of anything in the game.

And it was fun.

But wasn’t I having fun before? I avoided strategy guides, but I learned a decent amount about games before I played them. I still had fun, and it wasn’t as if I was reading about the end of mystery novels before reading the books. Still, wasn’t part of the fun supposed to be that you were exploring a strange new world? Wouldn’t Super Mario Bros 3 have been more fun to play if I didn’t already know where the warp whistles were located?

Today, players have access to game walk-throughs, cheat codes, and more from the World Wide Web. I’ll accept that some people prefer to blast through games as quickly as possible. I remember people in school talking about how they finished Super Mario World in a matter of days, only to be told that someone else finished it in one day. Well, yeah, if you knew about taking the Star Road straight to Bowser’s castle, you could easily finish it within hours!

In high school, I mentioned that I finished Super Mario 64 and obtained all 120 stars. Someone said, “Oh, you used a strategy guide.” No, I didn’t! Why would you say that?

“I heard that you can’t find all 120 stars unless you use a strategy guide.” That’s absurd! Of course you could find all 120 stars without a strategy guide! Otherwise it would be a crappy game!

My victory, my work, my efforts…they mean nothing to anyone else because anyone could do the same thing by using walk-throughs and strategy guides, and they will assume that you did, too.

It is well known that Shigeru Miyamoto was inspired to make The Legend of Zelda by exploring the area around Kyoto. He didn’t read a map, note the landmarks, and then start looking for those landmarks. He stumbled across things like lakes and caves on his own. Everything was a surprise and a lot of fun. And yet, how many people opted to play with a map, a walk-through, and some tips they learned from Nintendo Power? How many people essentially asked for directions before “exploring” the countryside near Kyoto?

Of course, people look up famous landmarks before going to experience them firsthand. Mt. Rushmore and the Leaning Tower of Pisa aren’t exactly things you happen to stumble upon. Still, isn’t it a lot of fun to walk the long way home from work and find out about a pizza place or small bookstore or a park that you didn’t know existed? It’s like finding a 1UP hiding in the sky before someone told you about it.

Thanks to GameSetWatch, I learned about an article about the 50 weirdest moments in PC Gaming. It listed a number of events, real or in-game, that were just plain strange. It’s an entertaining read, and I learned about some strange situations that I thought were relegated to the NES days. I always thought that PC games had lax restrictions compared to console games. Nintendo was particularly infamous for restricting content in games. Maniac Mansion had some entertaining problems getting the game approved by Nintendo, and I remember the fight between Nintendo and Sega fanboys when Mortal Kombat lacked blood for the SNES.

Even so, apparently PC games encounter similar problems, requiring changes to the game to accommodate different markets and gatekeepers. For example, #17 refers to the game Fallout in which the killable children had to be removed for the European market…only they weren’t really gone. #36 documents the problems Shadow Warrior had in the UK, which apparently does not like ninja paraphernalia.

The video near the end about the making of Bad Mojo was…interesting. I suppose the game would be interesting as well.

I would like to see a similar list for games that aren’t specifically for the PC. I’m sure such a list would include the strange marketing campaigns of Acclaim. While this list is being made, can we do a “Where are they now” feature to find out what happened to the people named Turok? They either have to be the most popular people in school today or the most teased.