Stupid Hypotheticals While in Line for Star Wars

While I was waiting in line for the new Star Wars movie last night, I posed this joke of a question: who would win in a fight, Voldemort or Vader?

Funny, right?

Well my girlfriend and our friend started discussing it. Seriously discussing it. They concluded that Voldemort would win since he only had to say something to kill Vader. I protested that Vader would do his patented choke-from-across-the-room Force move, rendering Voldemort speechless.

How did I get sucked into arguing about this?! It was a joke! I was poking fun at the die-hard fans who would ask such questions! After a few calls, we had three people for Voldemort and two for Vader. Whatever.

So then I said, “Dumbledore or Yoda?” That one I left alone, and I don’t know if they concluded anything. But “Luke Skywalker and Harry Potter? No, they’d fight on the same side!”

Oh, and the movie was great.

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